Why does my roommate eat in her “sleep” (she’s fucking awake) SO WEIRD.
when someone casually mentions the thing ur obsessed with
FRAN WE HAVE TO GO
YES YES YES
TOMMY IS GOING BACK TO OFF BROADWAY
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
I have class at 8:30 and I just woke up
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do